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(@bayouredd)
Florida
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My Wife works from home...

Why is that a bad thing? First of all, you can't sneak packages by her; especially those that are not hers. You can't even lie and say that it's computer parts because no box looks quite like a rifle box; No other box. She gets real curious when I shoot, burn then bury the invoice.

P.S. Look what I got yesterday... (and I'm still alive)

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(@ekmeister)
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Posted by: @bayouredd

My Wife works from home...

Why is that a bad thing? First of all, you can't sneak packages by her; especially those that are not hers. You can't even lie and say that it's computer parts because no box looks quite like a rifle box; No other box. She gets real curious when I shoot, burn then bury the invoice.

P.S. Look what I got yesterday... (and I'm still alive)

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As to the tell-tale shape of a rifle box, I thought about it for a few seconds. I know you're right.

I have an idea that probably won't work, LOL. Tell her it's a new ironing board that you got from Amazon. Ask her if she wants to break it in, or if she'll let you give it a try, first. Maybe she'll tell you to keep on moving.


   
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marflow
(@marflow)
Washington
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just tell her the truth, the truth always solves most problems if it that 

they are not a ham sandwich, they have value, your just renting them till you sell them 


   
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awilde
(@awilde)
Tennessee
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Posted by: @marflow

...they are not a ham sandwich, they have value, your just renting them till you sell them 

Are we talking about the guns or the women here? ? 


   
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KWK
(@kwk)
Pennsylvania
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I see you got a box today. She knows the shape.

What's in there? Like she doesn't know.

I see you got another gun. No response.

Another gun isn't it? Head for my shop.

Don't you have too many already. Change the subject.

LOL! They can make you feel like a dog that "went" in the house.

I know she'll never stop loving that mutt....

I wouldn't trade her for any other woman in the whole world! .....

      Don't want another.         Only Guns, machine tools, fishing boats, trucks, cash, etc, considered.


   
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(@tlu)
Florida
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It’s an AAA Evol!! Exciting! Mine should arrive next week.

oh...and my wife knows about it.


   
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(@pneumatic_addict)
Texas
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Had a springer arrive yesterday, but lucked out; she wasn't home at the time.  Got rid of the packaging and put the rifle with the rest, so it kinda blends in. 

Congrats on the Evol!


   
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Napi
(@napi)
New York
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My addiction isn't very large and she knows about most of them ? 

the thing that works for me is the fact that she has her own addictions as well... Coach bags and shoes. There's a whole closet dedicated to those items. Bottom line is... I don't bust her chops and she doesn't bust mine.


   
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(@harvey)
Minnesota
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I talk about it incessantly until she's so exasperated she actually tells me to just buy it.


   
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