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El-pelletas
(@el-pelletas)
Washington
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Rant more than anything, sorry guys, so, my father in law works at a dairy farm, He lives about a mile away from it. .Me and my kids go to his house sometimes to shoot our pellet guns ,and I can't help to wonder how many pests we would have shot already if He wasn't so against killing critters, He is the kind of guy that takes bugs outside the house, rather than killing them on the spot, I respect the Man, but at the same time I wish he would let me and my kids walk to the farm to do some pesting, I tried to ask once and I earned myself a stern stare and I firm Nawh....end of rant. .If there is a rant section please move it there.. ????


   
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pluric
(@pluric)
Utah
Joined: 7 years ago
Posts: 1054
 

 ? Sounds like you need to send him on a cruise. ? 


   
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El-pelletas
(@el-pelletas)
Washington
Joined: 7 years ago
Posts: 148
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Lol...great idea... Can't wait till January.. He might go down south for a few days.. Shhh.. Don't tell him ?


   
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JungleShooter
(@jungleshooter)
Peru
Joined: 6 years ago
Posts: 298
 

Just make sure you clean up after yourselves....! ?

And burry the evidence elsewhere — Murphy and his famous LAW are just waiting to get you on this one: ?

That father in LAW might end up digging a hole for some post just where you had decided to put the starling mass grave.... ?

 

And before you know it, you will be answering to a court martial about the starlingzide. The LAW in action. ?

 

After the firing squad is done with you, you'll be joining the 1000 starlings 2 feet under. ?  (Yeah, if you had made it 6 feet under, your dirty secrets wouldn't have come to light.)

 

I'm having disposal issues of my own — as my big city doesn't provide a lot of spots for dead pest disposal. Even our garbage bags get examined by the garbage crew when they put it on the truck.... ?

 

Matthias


   
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Gratewhitehuntr
(@gratewhitehuntr)
Florida
Joined: 7 years ago
Posts: 1882
 

Did someone say rant?

Not today!


   
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JungleShooter
(@jungleshooter)
Peru
Joined: 6 years ago
Posts: 298
 

All in good fun...!!?

I really hope El Pelletas will actually do it...!   ? 


   
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